So... I answer the call and click speaker and
Most robots won't talk until spoken to. So if you say nothing, they just hang up. I mark the number as spam and feel superior. It's my fun new telephone game.
I washed the inside of the windows. OMG. Now that I can clearly see out, will Biggie get in his tree today? NOPE. He has shit to knock over and naps to take.
For years, I have taken my own bags shopping. But then the COVID rules said nope. So I had a nice stash of paper bags with handles which I use for recycling collection. Except now we can use our own grocery bags again. And my stash is dwindling.
So I went to Amazon to see what I could find that would not look horrible and would fit next to my kitchen garbage can and serve as my recyclable collection. I found some options but none that were OMG, I Must Have This. One of them then pointed me to some shopping bags that stand up on their own and I thought that looked like an excellent option. And then realized I that I have 4 of those in the closet! PROBLEM SOLVED. Cheap and same day delivery.