I'll bet 95% of the people reading my entry about buying cheap Amazon forks to replace mine with out of line tines, said to themselves... Oh that's not going to end well. CONGRATS!! You were 100% right. One of the main features, it turns out, of cheap Amazon forks is rippling tines! Sigh.
Oh well. I am still not making a road trip to Ikea to battle that store for forks. At least not today. I don't think. Probably not anyway.
Today I'm going to finish up my raincoat which is coming along nicely. I'd also like to go try the fried chicken sandwich touted at a new restaurant a couple of blocks from here. I'm thinking lunch. I have two more episodes of The Indian Doctor. So, see? No time to go all the way to Renton and then figure out where in the new Ikea (which is no longer even new) they have forks.