I just got a lovely email from my person (his name is Mike but I like calling him my person). He's offering me a seat over one section (nearer the Mariner dugout), same row but only 4 people to crawl over. The trick is that it's for all the games, not just the 20 that I have now. It includes some upgraded options like a suite for 20 people for two games and some other perks.
And, it's only $17,000. or $200 per game.
That includes all food and drink and parking but still... I'm not sure I'd even want to go to every game especially a Diamond Club game.
Nice of him to ask, tho. He said he'd keep looking.