Then I got an email from the waterproof earbuds people. They don't have a replacement yet (I'm cool with waiting) but they wanted the broken ones back so I packaged them up and walked them and the taxes up to the post office and then stopped and got a sandwich. I spent a long time trying to decide what kind of sandwich. Turns out I picked totally wrong. Oh well.
I stripped the bed all the way down to the mattress. Then I washed the mattress cover which took forfeakin'ever to dry. Finally I got the bed back together. One load of laundry is still drying and two loads need to be folded and put away.
I have about 8 pairs of knit pants that I wear every day and they are getting sad. Plus they are getting stretched. It's becoming hard to keep them up. If I put the phone in my pocket, I risk total reveal.
So, I'm replacing them all. I placed the order today. The new pants should be here Friday. The old ones will be gone. The Goodwill will be happy.