He's so very gay and in the most delightful way. He makes cookies!!
"I made you some cookies the other day but it was too late to bring them over so we ate them!" He asked if I like oatmeal butterscotch and I allowed as how I certainly did and was, in fact, pretty much a slut for any kind of home made cookie.
A cookie maker right next door???? Crank up that volume, dude. And pay for it in cookies. We so have a deal.