"You know, my dad told me that there is nothing more overrated than a good fuck and nothing more underrated than a good shit." The entire group praised this as the truest truth they had ever heard. I giggled.
But, as I grow older, I giggle less and have joined the guys with understanding this truth. I don't know about others, but my pooper is showing it's age. It's harder and harder to do it correctly and far less comfortable than my youthful shit and run days.
I bought the bidet so I could keep the ah hem 'area' cleaner without having to wipe the nerves raw. It is perfect for that. Just perfect. I've used it religiously now for a week and a half and can solidly (pun intended) say that pooping on a non-bidet toilet is going to have to be relegated to the dire emergency category from here on out.
But, my bidet toilet has another function that I'd never heard of and now will never ever ever be without. It's called euphemistically 'turbo'. It's also called an 'enema function'. And it's a life and time saver. I finally found this article that explains what is happening and why is it so good.
What’s “Enema Function”, and why do I need that?
Leave it to the Aussies to cut through the crap and tell it like it is. Anyway, it is glorious. My butt and digestive system is more comfortable than it has been in ages. Easy peasy and wonderful. Had I known about this, I would have bought this amazing appliance eons ago. I am very glad I have it now.