Susan Dennis (susandennis) wrote,
Susan Dennis


My Fancy Toilet Seat arrived today and installation was painful... literally. Part of the problem was working at the back of the toilet which is in a very confined area. My body is not that interested in twisting and torking on a hard floor. I had to hook up both water and electricity. I had a hard time getting all the connections tight enough not to leak.

Before that, I hit the back of my hand on the toilet this morning getting a urine sample. I hit my other hand and arm in a couple of places doing the installation. I just opened the oven to get a pan out and hit my finger.

Now my hands and arms are a lovely set of purple blood bruises. My right hand looks to be about 3 or 4 weeks to heal. My left hand will probably be ok in a couple of weeks. The blotches don't hurt but they look horrible.

So I look beat up and I feel beat up... but, I have a fully functioning toilet seat that does more things to my ass than I even knew my ass wanted!! It's very clean. There will be no photographic proof of that, by the way.
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