The Mariners are now losing 8-0 in the 7th.
I think the leaves on the Tree That I Hate are attached with Gorilla Glue.
I have no problem having readily available M&M's in the house. I use them for decoration. I sometimes have a handful but most days the lid stays happily on the jar.
Corn candy, however, is another demon all together. I bought some. Ate a handful. Put the rest in a closed bag in the bottom of a drawer in the kitchen. I am in the living room and I can hear them calling to me.
Yeah, I know that's more than two things. Now I'm just flaunting my rudeness (rudinocity, rudatiousness, ruditity).