My kitchen is such that I have to have the fridge door swing right to left. The fridge I want only swings left to right. Since the water in the door hose goes through the hinge, it's not one that can be swapped like the rest.
Jeremy has now gone off to the factory to see if there's any prayer. I'm guessing not.
On the upside, for the first time in forever, there is dry and wet food for both cats out and ready to eat and, for now anyway, ignored. Whew. And Wow. It would be so easy to live like this again.