Then I thought... a few years ago an eye doctor told me to always keep eyedrops in the fridge. I remember it was Summer and even though I thought the guy was a jerk, having a supply of cold artificial tears at the ready seemed like a good idea. So I always have.
I wonder... I looked in the fridge and there was a tiny little bottle of Zaditor!!!! I popped those drops in the peepers and in 30 minutes my itching was g o n e. Hallifuckinglooya. And whew. Seriously, that's some magical shit.