The POOL IS FIXED!!!!!
She said she called and got Zachary (who is the only person on staff who for sure won't bullshit you) and he said the pool was fixed and heated. She said "I made him say it twice." which cracked me up. But, I feel the same way. I called myself and got April (it-will-be-fixed-in-a-couple-of-days) who answered when I asked 'the pool is fixed'. No inflection, no emotion, no emphasis. She said it like the pool had been broken for an hour.
Wow. Just wow.
And thus ends this segment of my journal. I feel like I should go find a YouTube of taps to add here.